What do you say...should we do this?! I say- Let's Do's This!!!
a.) Fuck yeah, Dave Man!!! Just let me get the piranhas and jizz-lube and human cage and butterscotch and shackles and toothpaste and poison darts!!! Sounds like a great fucking time ahhhhhahahahahahaha!!!! (25%)
b.) David, today's poll is vague and confusing. Having said that, I'm interpreting your poll to mean that you want me to help you kidnap a C-List celebrity and lock him/her in your basement while we force-feed him/her ice cream cake. My choice- Mr. Anthony Michael Hall. Is that what you meant, David...I hope it is. (26%)
c.) I'll do whatever you want, Davey Mac!!! Especially if it has something to do with fucking animals!! (25%)
d.) I can't WAIT to "do's this", Dave! I just need to clean my dick-hole first!! (24%)