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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Oct. 11)

  Today's date is 10-11-12!!!  Isn't that CRAZY?!?!

a.) No crazier than the time I ate my grand-mother, Dave Man!!!  Ahhh-hahahaha!!! (25%)

b.) David, you always think things that are quite ordinary are peculiar.  The truth is, most things in life are very normal.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to check on my penis...which I've chopped off and am currently boiling with some peeled potatoes.  Good day. (26%)

c.) Dates and numbers are so fucked up, Davey Mac!!  I remember last year it was 11/11/11 and on that day I start having sex with my rabbit, Hercules!!!  WEIRD!!! (24%)

d.) Time is just a figment of your imagination, Dave.  Or so I like to think as I'm presently on strong acid.  By the way, Dave, when did you replace your head with a giant ice cream cone? (25%)