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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Oct. 10)

  I think I may be coming down with a cold or it flu season?

a.) No...but it is POO Season, Dave Man!!  And I've just SHIT all over this damned poll!!!  Hahahahahaha!!! (25%)

b.) I think I'm coming down with something, too, David.  I really have to stop fucking AIDS corpses every second Thursday of the Month. (24%)

c.) I have the sniffles as well, Davey Mac!!!  I really need to stop shoving my nose into penguin asses every third Wednesday of the Month!!! (25%)

d.) I feel fit as a fiddle, Dave!  Although, I did recently blow up a pet store because a voice named "Pee Pee Peter" told me to!!  What, Pee Pee?  You want me to blow up the computer of whoever is reading this shit?!  OK!!  BOOOOM!!! (26%)