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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Oct. 4)

  What did you think of the Presidential Debate last night?

a.) I didn't watch it.  Horny Alien-Whores Disguised As Robot-Housewife-Slut-Bags On A Deserted Bang Island was on Cinemax 3. (25%)

b.) I thought Obama went over the line when he came out dressed in black-face...huh?...WHAT???  Obama's black?!?!  Get outta town!!! (24%)

  c.) It would have been so much cooler if Mitt Romney had a chainsaw for an arm.  And then Romney could try to retrieve the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis...but make sure you say the RIGHT words, Romney!! Klaatu verata nicto!!  Repeat those words, Romney, repeat them!! (26%)

  d.) I didn't view it last night as I was busy sucking my dog's dick. (25%)