I can't believe it's already October Third! Can you?
a.) Being that I have a calendar on my phone, watch, car, television, computer, office, refrigerator, under-sized dildo, fake vomit, dead donkey...YES!!! I CAN fucking believe the damned date, Dave Man, get your head out of your ass!!! (23%)
b.) Fuck that!! I can't believe that no one has found out yet that I once jerked off on Estelle Getty's laptop!!! (26%)
c.) I am always amazed at how quickly time goes by, too, David. I also am amazed that ants can carry weight 100 times heavier than their bodies and that Lou Ferrigno's cum is NOT green. (24%)
d.) I can believe that it's October 3rd, Davey Mac!! I CAN'T believe that I just glued my dog to my head to make the world's first "Bark Hat"!!! (27%)