It's officially Halloween season! Are you excited?!
a.) Fuck yeah, Dave Man!!! I'm building some AWESOME real-life booby traps in front of my house for the 31st!! The amount of beheaded and/or de-limbed children is gonna be INSANE!!! Here's a hint, kids, stay away from the fucking doorbell!!! Hahahaha!!! (26%)
b.) I've hated Halloween ever since I went to Option A's house four years ago and got my arms cut off. Now how am I gonna eat bite-sized Snickers with no arms?!?! (24%)
c.) I can't wait for Halloween, Davey Mac! I'm thinking of dressing up as a guy who likes to jerk off in pet shops. Basically, I'll just be wearing my own clothes. I probably won't shower, either...trick or treat!!!!!!!! (26%)
d.) I'm gonna scare people by shooting them in the ass from my attic window with my rifle!!!! Happy Halloween- BAM!!!! (24%)