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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Sept. 25)

  What does the future hold for Davey Mac?

a.) My prediction is a seven to ten year stint at East Jersey State Prison!!  On the bright side, you'll get a special bonus of twenty man-rapes a year!! (24%)

b.) I foresee the Dave Man as the host of a new game show-  How Many Midgets Will It Take?  To build a Midget Bridge over the Hudson River, my guess is 83,000 midgets, Dave Man!!!!! (25%)

c.) I think David will go into politics...and then leave politics in disgrace when a sex scandal surfaces involving David, candle wax, two dildos, and a monkey. (25%)

d.) Dave will WIN the Academy Award!!  For Best Supporting Dick-Hole!!! (26%)