I'm going to see Bruce tonight at Giants Stadium!! (Yeah, I know...it's MetLife Stadium...well not to ME it ain't!!) Anyway, how awesome is this gonna be?!?!
a.) It's gonna be more awesome than taking some barbed-wire and wrapping it around your dick while you fuck a cactus and get paddled by a board that has rusty nails on it, Davey Mac!! Signed, Al Roker (25%)
b.) I don't like rock concerts, David. I went to a Megadeth show once with my grandmother and her head exploded from the noise. And then Dave Mustaine picked up her brain matter and ate it. Not cool, Dave. (24%)
c.) I LOVE Bruce Springsteen!! I once tried to kidnap him!! Hahahaha!! I'm not joking!! Hahaha!! I don't know why I'm laughing!!! Hahahaha!! It's true!! Hahaha!! I served nine years in prison for it!! Hahahaha!! It's really not that funny!!! Hahaha!! (26%)
d.) I prefer looking up at the stars and wishing that one day I'm made entirely out of ketchup. (25%)