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Poll-verizing! (Dave poll of the Day- Sept. 21)

  I'm going to see Bruce tonight at Giants Stadium!!  (Yeah, I know...it's MetLife Stadium...well not to ME it ain't!!)  Anyway, how awesome is this gonna be?!?!

a.) It's gonna be more awesome than taking some barbed-wire and wrapping it around your dick while you fuck a cactus and get paddled by a board that has rusty nails on it, Davey Mac!!  Signed, Al Roker (25%)

b.) I don't like rock concerts, David.  I went to a Megadeth show once with my grandmother and her head exploded from the noise.  And then Dave Mustaine picked up her brain matter and ate it.  Not cool, Dave. (24%)

c.) I LOVE Bruce Springsteen!!  I once tried to kidnap him!!  Hahahaha!!  I'm not joking!!  Hahaha!!  I don't know why I'm laughing!!!  Hahahaha!!  It's true!!  Hahaha!!  I served nine years in prison for it!!  Hahahaha!!  It's really not that funny!!!  Hahaha!! (26%)

d.) I prefer looking up at the stars and wishing that one day I'm made entirely out of ketchup. (25%)