What would $100 get me?
a.) It'd get you a handy and a lollipop, Dave Man, you fucking perv!!!!!!!
b.) I'd be willing to read you poetry while I fart on your head, David.
c.) One hundred dollars would get you a picture of my dog and I...naked in the bathtub...tickling each other...while my cousin looks on...
d.) A hundred bucks will give you a fucking head start before I's a-start shootin', Davey Mac!!!! Yeeeeehhhaaaaww!!! Bang-bang!! Bang-bang-bang!!! Yeeehhaaw!!!