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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Sept. 20)

  What would $100 get me?

a.) It'd get you a handy and a lollipop, Dave Man, you fucking perv!!!!!!!

b.) I'd be willing to read you poetry while I fart on your head, David.

c.) One hundred dollars would get you a picture of my dog and I...naked in the bathtub...tickling each other...while my cousin looks on...

d.) A hundred bucks will give you a fucking head start before I's a-start shootin', Davey Mac!!!!  Yeeeeehhhaaaaww!!!  Bang-bang!!  Bang-bang-bang!!!  Yeeehhaaw!!!