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The Davey Man and Pepper Stan are gonna crunk it LIVE this Saturday on Sirius XM!!!

  That's right!!  We are gonna crunk THE SHIT out of Sirius XM Satellite Radio!!  And, fine, I don't know what the fuck crunk is.  To me, crunk sounds like either a cereal that really makes you shit a lot, or one of the creatures that lives in Jabba the Hutt's palace.  Fuck it.  Anyway, the Davey Mac Sports Program XL is LIVE as always on Saturday on Sirius XM at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!!!  Tune in to The Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105) for the sports-crunk!!!  It's gonna rock so hard it'll make you puke!!!  Topics for the show shall include:

* America's favorite actress, Olivia Plop, talks about her new memoir- "I Got Finger-Cuffed Once By Arnold Schwarzenegger And Tom Arnold"

* Ducks- Cute enough to fuck?

* Bath Salts- Dave & Pepper eat them and then eat Cousin Brucie's face off.

* Former Houston Astro Reggie Tickles discusses his new reality show for Spike- Guess How Many Sun Flower Seeds Reggie Tickles Can Fit Into His Dick-Hole?

* Why you shouldn't wear a suit with over twenty jizz stains on it when going on a job interview and eight more easy tips that can't possibly help you!

* And Theology Professor at Yale University, Dr. Albert Shmell, chats about his new thesis- "God Is Really Good At Tetris And A Bunch Of Other Shit"

We'll see you Saturday on Sirius XM!!!!