That's right!! We are gonna crunk THE SHIT out of Sirius XM Satellite Radio!! And, fine, I don't know what the fuck crunk is. To me, crunk sounds like either a cereal that really makes you shit a lot, or one of the creatures that lives in Jabba the Hutt's palace. Fuck it. Anyway, the Davey Mac Sports Program XL is LIVE as always on Saturday on Sirius XM at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!!! Tune in to The Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105) for the sports-crunk!!! It's gonna rock so hard it'll make you puke!!! Topics for the show shall include:
* America's favorite actress, Olivia Plop, talks about her new memoir- "I Got Finger-Cuffed Once By Arnold Schwarzenegger And Tom Arnold"
* Ducks- Cute enough to fuck?
* Bath Salts- Dave & Pepper eat them and then eat Cousin Brucie's face off.
* Former Houston Astro Reggie Tickles discusses his new reality show for Spike- Guess How Many Sun Flower Seeds Reggie Tickles Can Fit Into His Dick-Hole?
* Why you shouldn't wear a suit with over twenty jizz stains on it when going on a job interview and eight more easy tips that can't possibly help you!
* And Theology Professor at Yale University, Dr. Albert Shmell, chats about his new thesis- "God Is Really Good At Tetris And A Bunch Of Other Shit"
We'll see you Saturday on Sirius XM!!!!