Are we gonna have a GREAT day today or what!!!
a.) We sure ARE, Dave! I've just shaved my dick and am preparing to let it be bitten by a rattle snake!! Yeeeehhaaww!!! (24%)
b.) I'm gonna have the BEST day ever, Dave Man!! I've gotten all the chloroform and blindfolds and hard candy ready!!! Now it's off to the nursing home I go!!! (26%)
c.) I don't think I'll be having a good day, David. My lips fell off again. I really need to stop making out with lepers. (23%)
d.) Today is gonna ROCK, Diddy Mac!!! I'm heading to the Reverse Michael Vick Compound where dogs force football players to fight to the death!! I got 100 bucks on Ray Lewis!!! (27%)