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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Sept. 11)

  Today is September 11th.  How will you remember this day?

a.) I'll take a picture of Osama bin Laden and wipe my pimple-ridden ass with it!!! (23%)

b.) Well, I'LL take a photo of bin Laden and shit on it AND piss on it and DANCE on it!!! (25%)

c.) Well, I'M planning on shitting on a bin Laden pic, THEN pissing on it, THEN jizzing on it, THEN farting on it, THEN throwing dead animals at it, and THEN burning it!!! (26%)

d.) Well, I'M gonna find bin Laden's body/ashes and fuck them in the ass!!! (26%)