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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Sept. 10)

  What is your favorite part about going to the movies?

a.) I enjoy sitting in the dark and thinking of all the people that I would like to jerk me off! (25%)

b.) My favorite part is the popcorn!  I take it home with me and glue it together to make a popcorn necklace for my wife!  I guess that's why she usually tells me that my "gifts suck elephant dicks." (25%)

c.) I love the trailers.  I just saw one recently for this new movie called "Face-Off In Seattle"...where Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan wear each other's faces.  Come to think of it, I may have dreamt that. (26%)

d.) I hate going to the movies ever since I got a rash on my asshole when I went to the theater once with no pants on and a Twizzler up my ass. (24%)