Yeah, people!!! The Davey Mac Sports Program XL is LIVE this Saturday on Sirius XM Satellite Radio at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!! Just go to The Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105) for "the best thing that's happened to me since my dick was chopped off!!" - John Bobbitt. Topics for the show shall include:
* Pushing children into mud- We'll give you the five easy steps on how to do it and not get beaten by their parents!
* Tootsie Rolls: Our in-depth report on why they look so much like Pomeranian shits.
* "America's Favorite Librarian", Ms. Janelle Leopold, discusses her new memoir- I Like Reading Encyclopedia Brown Books While I Put Dildos In Me
* Legendary comedian Chuck Chuckles does his famous routine- Can someone please help me hide my wife's body?! Seriously!! I just choked her dead with piano wire!!
* The Fugglin Brothers, Hank and Tank, play their new, hit country song- "I Just Lynched A Pair Of Triplets, Yeehaw!"
* Tissues- why they're good at cleaning up cum
We'll see you homies Saturday on Sirius XM!!!