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Davey Mac & Peppy- gettin' HARD on Sirius XM on Saturday at 7 PM Eastern!!!

  Yeah, people!!!  The Davey Mac Sports Program XL is LIVE this Saturday on Sirius XM Satellite Radio at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!!  Just go to The Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105) for "the best thing that's happened to me since my dick was chopped off!!" - John Bobbitt.  Topics for the show shall include:

* Pushing children into mud- We'll give you the five easy steps on how to do it and not get beaten by their parents!

* Tootsie Rolls: Our in-depth report on why they look so much like Pomeranian shits.

* "America's Favorite Librarian", Ms. Janelle Leopold, discusses her new memoir- I Like Reading Encyclopedia Brown Books While I Put Dildos In Me

* Legendary comedian Chuck Chuckles does his famous routine- Can someone please help me hide my wife's body?!  Seriously!!  I just choked her dead with piano wire!!

* The Fugglin Brothers, Hank and Tank, play their new, hit country song- "I Just Lynched A Pair Of Triplets, Yeehaw!"

* Tissues- why they're good at cleaning up cum

We'll see you homies Saturday on Sirius XM!!!