What did you think of the Democratic National Convention?
a.) It would have been better if Zombie Lyndon Johnson appeared on stage and bit the head off of Joe Biden. (24%)
b.) I thought it was great!! Especially the part where Bill Clinton lit his on farts during his speech!! Yeaahhh!! Poo Time, Bill!!! (25%)
c.) I only wish that President Obama had performed a puppet show. Maybe he could have had a Romney Puppet and a Ryan Puppet suck each other's puppet dicks. (26%)
d.) I didn't watch it. I'm only into reality shows and there was a Slut-Bag Whores Of South Dakota marathon on Bravo. (25%)