The summer is over. Now what do we do?
a.) We could celebrate Autumn by stuffing leaves up our asses!!! Weeeeeee!!! (24%)
b.) I say we have a Jerk-Off Block Party! Grill some burgers! And just jerk the fuck off!! Who's with me?!?!?! (25%)
c.) What a great summer! I was only arrested thrice!! Success!! (26%)
d.) Now that it's Fall I'm gonna find a large pumpkin and throw it at the first midget that I see!! (25%)