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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Sept. 4)

  The summer is over.  Now what do we do?

a.) We could celebrate Autumn by stuffing leaves up our asses!!!  Weeeeeee!!! (24%)

b.) I say we have a Jerk-Off Block Party!  Grill some burgers!  And just jerk the fuck off!!  Who's with me?!?!?! (25%)

c.) What a great summer!  I was only arrested thrice!!  Success!! (26%)

d.) Now that it's Fall I'm gonna find a large pumpkin and throw it at the first midget that I see!! (25%)