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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- August 31)

  Are you ready for fucking fun today?!  It's the Davey Mac Sports Program DRUNKEN GIVEN SUNDAY show- LIVE- TONIGHT- at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific on Ustream!!!  It's a special drinking show/ode to the movie "Any Given Sunday"!!  How wonderful is this going to be???

a.) It's gonna be so much fun that I'm gonna grab a Mexican and let him chop my cock off!! (24%)

b.) I can't wait!!  I'm already so drunk that I just crashed my air balloon into an elementary school!!  Yeeehhaaww!!! (25%)

c.) This'll be more fun than strangling my uncle's corpse during a game of Truth Or Dare at the New Jersey Necrophilia Club!! (26%)

d.) I'm so excited, I just shit on my dog! (25%)