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Poll-verizing! (Daves Poll of the Day)

If you were forced at gunpoint to do one of the following, which would you choose: (Voting results in parentheses)

1.) Eat Conrad Bain's vomit (24%)

2.) Use Conrad Bain's urine as sun block (24%)

3.) Smear Conrad Bain's feces on your eye lids (22%)

4.) Utilize Conrad Bain's semen as a hand sanitizer (30%)