Why do they call Wednesday "Hump Day"?
a.) Because they couldn't call it "Fuck Day".
b.) Maybe it's the day "Digital Underground" was born, and then did that dance thing, before they were thrown in jail by the Judge from Nothing But Trouble.
c.) I think it's the day Humphrey Bogart jerked off into the eye of the piano player on the set of Casablanca.
d.) I don't know why they call Wednesday "Hump Day". But I am working on getting Thursday changed to "Dildo Day."