Are you ready to ROCK today?
a.) No I am not, David. My pet monkey Theodore has bitten me in the dick (again) and I'm quite distracted, if you must know... (25%)
b.) Fuck yeah, Davey Mac!!! I've been starving my midget-cannibal-slaves all week and am ready to let them out of their cages!! Let's fuckin' eat!!! (26%)
c.) I never rock, Dave. But I do enjoy parasailing while shitting. (24%)
d.) I AM ready to rock, Diddy Mac!!! I just need to take a quick shower and clean this blood, jizz, mucous, vomit, poo, and animal brains off of me first!! Yaaaaay!! (25%)