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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- August 21)

  My stomach hurts and I feel like I want to die.

a.) At least your dick hasn't fallen off, David...not yet anyways...muhahahaha!!! (25%)

b.) When I have a stomach ache, Dave Man, I utilize my great-grandmother's wonderful remedy: get knee-walking drunk on home-made alcohol and rob a 7-11 with a rusty steak-knife...works every time! (26%)

c.) Well, at least you HAVE a stomach, you whiny cry-baby!!  Signed, George the Jelly-Fish (25%)

d.) Hey, look on the bright side of things, Davey Mac!  You're still a wealthy man with non-red hair!  ...Oh...oh, sorry, Davey Mac... (24%)