It's gonna rain again today in New Jersey!!! What the "H"-"E"-double-hockey-sticks is going on?!?!
a.) Just as long it doesn't shit, I'm happy!!! I just hate it when the sky shits on me!!! (23%)
b.) Rain is good for the earth. It makes the flowers grow...which is good for me...because I like fucking fully-grown flowers. Ooooooh yeaaahhh! (24%)
c.) Rain doesn't bother me. I'm an umbrella salesman, so I'm always covered. I also sell Meth. You want some? And I sell automatic weapons that I stole from my dad's house- you want any?? I also sell midget sex-slaves- you want 'em?! And I sell miniature robotic dildo's that spray mace- you want one?!?!?! I sell's it ALL, daddy!!! (26%)
d.) John Lennon said, "When it rains or shines...it's just a state of mind"...which I think is a metaphor for fucking having butt sex with an invalid. (27%)