Yesterday was NOT a good day...
a.) What happened, Dave Man, did you accidentally microwave your shit again?!?! Hahahaha!! Oh, I slays me!!!! (22%)
b.) It was a bad day for me as well, David. I was making a popsicle-stick cabin and somehow I chopped off eight of my fingers. Maybe I should stop taking PCP. (25%)
c.) Well, my day was GREAT, Davey Mac!! I fought off a bear attack!! ...At least...I thought it was a bear. It turns out that it was just the Cubs mascot. Maybe I should stop drinking pesticides at Wrigley Field. (28%)
d.) Good day...bad day...it's all the same when your dick smells like Cheetos, Diddy. (25%)