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Original articles written by Davey Mac, and any BS news pertaining to Dave!  What-What!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- August 16)

  Today is gonna be a good day!  I can feel it!

a.) Looks like Dave was able to bullshit the parole board yet again!!  Come on, American Penal System, lock this son of a bitch up already, he masturbated on my dog!!!! (24%)

b.) Good for you, Davey Mac!!  Every day that you don't crash your car into a 7-11 and take out the midget who works behind the cash register is a great one!! (25%)

c.) Good day...bad day...who cares anymore????  I just found out that Horshack from "Welcome Back, Kotter" died...nothing fucking matters!!!!! (25%)

d.) It's always a good day when the Dave Man avoids stapling his penis to his work desk for the morning!!! (26%)