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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- August 15)

  I had a meeting with a television executive yesterday.  What show do you think I pitched?

a.) The Davey Mac Sports Program TV- A television version of the highly successful Sirius XM and iTunes shows

b.) Fart-Fucks- Two men who go on a magical adventure of trying to capture beautiful farts in order to fuck them

c.) Touch That Ass!- A reality show where NO ONE is safe from the "Ass-Touchers"!  Old Men, teen-aged girls, babies- EVERYONE is a groping victim in this illegal show!

d.) Stop Looking At Me!- Another reality show set inside a mental hospital where a couple of "pranksters" play fun, practical jokes on people with serious problems!!  Hilarity, be prepared to fucking ensue!!!