I had a meeting with a television executive yesterday. What show do you think I pitched?
a.) The Davey Mac Sports Program TV- A television version of the highly successful Sirius XM and iTunes shows
b.) Fart-Fucks- Two men who go on a magical adventure of trying to capture beautiful farts in order to fuck them
c.) Touch That Ass!- A reality show where NO ONE is safe from the "Ass-Touchers"! Old Men, teen-aged girls, babies- EVERYONE is a groping victim in this illegal show!
d.) Stop Looking At Me!- Another reality show set inside a mental hospital where a couple of "pranksters" play fun, practical jokes on people with serious problems!! Hilarity, be prepared to fucking ensue!!!