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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- August 13)

  The Olympics are now over.  What was your favorite part?

a.) I liked seeing Usain Bolt winning three gold medals. (24%)

b.) My favorite part was the Russian Butt Team being upset by the Norwegian Pussy Pals. (26%)

c.) I enjoyed watching Bruce Jenner's scary-as-shit Joker face melt on live television while he worked for the E! channel. (25%)

d.) I didn't watch the Olympics.  Instead, I put red jellyfish on my dick and hit it with a hammer. (25%)