Can we be petting pals?
a.) This is it, David. I'm calling the police. (25%)
b.) I don't want to be petting pals, Dave Man...but I wouldn't mind being Toes Twins. Lick 'N' Pick! (24%)
c.) What exactly does being "petting pals" mean? If it entails stacking our dicks on top of each other as if they were playing cards...then I'm in!!!! (26%)
d.) I'll be petting pals with you, Davey. As soon as I'm done touching my mom inappropriately! Yowza! (25%)