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Poll-verizing! (Dave poll of the Day- August 7)

  Can we be petting pals?

a.) This is it, David.  I'm calling the police. (25%)

b.) I don't want to be petting pals, Dave Man...but I wouldn't mind being Toes Twins.  Lick 'N' Pick! (24%)

c.) What exactly does being "petting pals" mean?  If it entails stacking our dicks on top of each other as if they were playing cards...then I'm in!!!! (26%)

d.) I'll be petting pals with you, Davey.  As soon as I'm done touching my mom inappropriately!  Yowza! (25%)