I got a hair cut yesterday and am feeling good.
a.) Good! Now change you shit-pants, you dirty son of a bitch!! (24%)
b.) Hair cuts are good but not as good as sucking your own dick!! Yeeeaahh! (25%)
c.) I hate getting my hair cut almost as much as I hate getting fucked by a goat...which happens every Tuesday...don't ask... (25%)
d.) Nice job, David! Now go get your fucking shine box!!! (26%)