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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- August 6)

  I got a hair cut yesterday and am feeling good.

a.) Good!  Now change you shit-pants, you dirty son of a bitch!! (24%)

b.) Hair cuts are good but not as good as sucking your own dick!!  Yeeeaahh! (25%)

c.) I hate getting my hair cut almost as much as I hate getting fucked by a goat...which happens every Tuesday...don't ask... (25%)

d.) Nice job, David! Now go get your fucking shine box!!! (26%)