Shiiiiiiiiiit yeah!!!!! The Davey Mac Sports Program XL will scoop this shit and propel it LIVE on Sirius XM Satellite Radio on Saturday at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!!! It's gonna be more fun than a bag full of soft dicks!! Call in at 866-WOW-1-WOW!! Topics shall include:
* Pet Expert Billy Frinkins discusses his new memoir, I Murdered My Hamster With A Ruler
* Candy savant Nikolai Berry chats up his new TV show for the Food Network, "Tootsie Rolls Look Like Little Shits"
* Chalk- it sort of looks like hard cum
* Soft things- why they make us feel like pussies when we're holding them
* Talk show host Dick McGupple asks the question, "...And just who made the Mexicans anyway? You? Me? Who fucking knows???"
* And newsman Charles Burke reads from his favorite book, Stuff Is Dripping Out Of My Ass And Onto The Floor And My Dog Is Now Licking It Up
See you homies on Saturday on Sirius XM Satellite Radio!!!