How are you liking the Olympics so far?
a.) I'm loving them almost as much as I love letting a puppy bite me on the dick...which is A LOT!!! (25%)
b.) I didn't even know the Olympics had begun!! I've been watching a marathon of The Real House-Whores & Slut-bags of Little Rock on the Cum-ball channel!! (26%)
c.) I'm watching equestrian right now. I was thinking that it would be cooler if the horse's head suddenly blew up as he was going for a jump. Hahahaha!!! Gotta go back to my murder trial now...see ya! (25%)
d.) I've enjoyed the swimming races. Except, I didn't like that part where Billy Zane was in the pool and started shooting at people. I thought that was wrong...you know what? I'm sorry, I've been watching Titanic, not the Olympics. Sorry. Harmless mistake. (24%)