We lost power last night due to crazy lightning and nutty wind. What do you usually do in this situation?
a.) I light some candles, put on a Thomas Jefferson wig, and masturbate furiously to the Declaration of Independence. Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Jizziness!! Yeeeehhaaaww!!! (26%)
b.) I hide under my bed until Mr. Electricity comes back and I can finish building my Blender-Droid (a robot consisting of 18 blenders a la Voltron that terminates people while making smoothies). (25%)
c.) I use power outages to break into my neighbor's houses and plant little pieces of shit in their underwear drawers. Bang-bang! (24%)
d.) I like the darkness. It reminds me of when I was a baby, growing up in a cave, suckling on bear tit. ...Would...geez...I know this is gonna sound weird but...would you know where to get some bear tit milk? Yours Truly, Bear Tit Boy (25%)