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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- July 27)

  We lost power last night due to crazy lightning and nutty wind.  What do you usually do in this situation?

a.) I light some candles, put on a Thomas Jefferson wig, and masturbate furiously to the Declaration of Independence.  Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Jizziness!!  Yeeeehhaaaww!!! (26%)

b.) I hide under my bed until Mr. Electricity comes back and I can finish building my Blender-Droid (a robot consisting of 18 blenders a la Voltron that terminates people while making smoothies). (25%)

c.) I use power outages to break into my neighbor's houses and plant little pieces of shit in their underwear drawers.  Bang-bang! (24%)

d.) I like the darkness.  It reminds me of when I was a baby, growing up in a cave, suckling on bear tit.   ...Would...geez...I know this is gonna sound weird but...would you know where to get some bear tit milk?  Yours Truly, Bear Tit Boy (25%)