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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- July 26)

  I haven't taken a shower in the morning in two weeks.  Is this bad?

a.) No.  I hate taking showers, also, David.  I usually just spit on myself like a cat and then dry myself off with my jizz rag. (27%)

b.) Little factoid, Dave.  Most Europeans only shower 3 to 5 times a week...which is why I personally believe we should bomb Europe with dynamite and soap, the filthy bastards!!! (23%)

c.) I just shit myself. (26%)

d.) Don't worry about taking morning showers, Dave Man.  Worry about the fact that your dick is turning green instead.  Seriously!!!! (24%)