I haven't taken a shower in the morning in two weeks. Is this bad?
a.) No. I hate taking showers, also, David. I usually just spit on myself like a cat and then dry myself off with my jizz rag. (27%)
b.) Little factoid, Dave. Most Europeans only shower 3 to 5 times a week...which is why I personally believe we should bomb Europe with dynamite and soap, the filthy bastards!!! (23%)
c.) I just shit myself. (26%)
d.) Don't worry about taking morning showers, Dave Man. Worry about the fact that your dick is turning green instead. Seriously!!!! (24%)