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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- July 23)

  Do you ever get a case of the Monday's?  And if so, what do you do about it?

a.) When I have a case of the Monday's, I do what most normal people do, Dave Man...I drink a strong cup of coffee and jerk off the nearest wild animal that I can get my hands on!!  Come here, you fucking otter!!!! (24%)

b.) I only get a case of the Sunday's, which is when I drunkenly pass out in Church and wake up to find that the priests have written the words "The Devil Likes Dick" on my fore-head with a Sharpee. (26%)

c.) I don't use a traditional calendar so I know not of what you speak of, David.  Instead I've set up my own three-day week with three, 56-hour days named "Fuck-rise, Jizz-day, and Cum-set."  It works for me! (25%)

d.) I don't like Monday's, Dave.  But I REALLY hate Canadians!!! (25%)