Do you ever get a case of the Monday's? And if so, what do you do about it?
a.) When I have a case of the Monday's, I do what most normal people do, Dave Man...I drink a strong cup of coffee and jerk off the nearest wild animal that I can get my hands on!! Come here, you fucking otter!!!! (24%)
b.) I only get a case of the Sunday's, which is when I drunkenly pass out in Church and wake up to find that the priests have written the words "The Devil Likes Dick" on my fore-head with a Sharpee. (26%)
c.) I don't use a traditional calendar so I know not of what you speak of, David. Instead I've set up my own three-day week with three, 56-hour days named "Fuck-rise, Jizz-day, and Cum-set." It works for me! (25%)
d.) I don't like Monday's, Dave. But I REALLY hate Canadians!!! (25%)