Oh yeeeeeeaaahhhhh!!!! The Davey Mac Sports Program XL will be crackin' come skulls on Sirius XM and fuckin' face and will generally be exxxxtreeeeeeeeeme!!!! Rrrrrrooaaarr!!!! We're gonna skin a goat and then skin Cousin Brucie and then skin a potato skin!!!!! Arrrrrrggghhhh!!! We're so fucking EXXXXXTREEEEEEEEEEEME!!!!! Pooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
...sorry about that. I'll be honest. That was an obvious attempt to be "extreme." But that's not us. No. The Davey Mac Sports Program XL is a decent show done by decent people- David Dodd McDonald. Radio professional. Four-time "Piss Pants" champion. Winner of the Confused Naked Man 2012 award. AKA "Cum-Breath." And Chris "Pepper" Stanley- Aspiring slum-lord. Fart issues. Aspiring convict. AKA "Tickle Monster."
So join us for a jolly good time on Saturday on Sirius XM at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific. Tune to the Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105). And call in at 866-WOW-1-WOW. Topics for the show shall include but are not limited to:
* Dr. Morty Chiklet talks about his new self-help show on the WB, Jerkin' Off with Dr. Morty
* Butts- only touch those that belong to you
* International fitness expert Pierre Franz-Pierre discusses his hot new fitness video- "If My Wife Demands More Alimony I'm Gonna Run Her Over With My Motorcycle"
* Poetess Emily Duckle reads an except from her new collection- When I'm Drunk I Put Twizzlers In My Pussy
* And comedian Brett Tucker does his hysterically famous routine- "Someone kidnapped my step-daughter. This is not a joke. Please call the F.B.I."
See you on Saturday on Sirius XM for the Davey Mac Sports Program XL!!!!