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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- July 19)

 

I am excited for the new Batman movie.  What do you think will happen?

a.) Batman and Bane will finger-cuff Catwoman and give each other high-fives as they call her "Cat-slut." (26%)

b.) A new character will be introduced, Squirrelus Vomitus, which will be a man wearing a squirrel mask who throws up on acorns and tosses them at people while chanting in Latin. (24%)

c.) I expect Batman to shove Alfred's face in shit once and for all for being an annoying, back-talking, know-it-all Limey!!!  Fuck YOU, Alfred!!!  U-S-A!!  U-S-A!!! (26%)

d.) I'm not gonna see it because I only watch art-house movies.  This weekend, I plan on viewing the new Independent porn film, You Can Run But You Can't Jizz (24%)