I am excited for the new Batman movie. What do you think will happen?
a.) Batman and Bane will finger-cuff Catwoman and give each other high-fives as they call her "Cat-slut." (26%)
b.) A new character will be introduced, Squirrelus Vomitus, which will be a man wearing a squirrel mask who throws up on acorns and tosses them at people while chanting in Latin. (24%)
c.) I expect Batman to shove Alfred's face in shit once and for all for being an annoying, back-talking, know-it-all Limey!!! Fuck YOU, Alfred!!! U-S-A!! U-S-A!!! (26%)
d.) I'm not gonna see it because I only watch art-house movies. This weekend, I plan on viewing the new Independent porn film, You Can Run But You Can't Jizz (24%)