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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- July 18)

  The Olympics are almost here!!  What is your favorite event?

a.) Men's 400 (track race) (22%)

b.) Women's 69 (lesbo race) (25%)

c.) The Shitathalon (which includes shitting, farting, and diarrhea) (25%)

d.) Cum-Ball (we can't explain this event here because of a court order) (28%)