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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- July 17)

  It's gonna be a hot one today!

a.) That better be the weather you're talking about, David, and not a warning that you're gonna put your over-heated cock on the sidewalk again!!! (26%)

b.) This scorching climate reminds me of the movie Do The Right Thing where all these people got into a fight over pizza, I think, I don't know, I was on acid when I watched it. (24%)

c.) I love days like this, Dave Man.  Perfect weather to spray my cat in the face with a garden hose until he says "uncle." (25%)

d.) It's gonna be warmer than a hot steamy shit emitted from a fat Chinaman!!  Yeeehhaaww!! (25%)