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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- July 16)

  Is it too early to eat a steak and baked beans and some barbecue potato chips at 7 in the morning?

a.) Not if you're drunk it isn't, Dave Man!!!  Whooo-hooo!!!  I'm ALL KINDS of fucked up!!!

b.) I don't eat meat, Dave.  I am a strict fartarian...meaning I only eat farts.

c.) Yes, David, it is too early.  Have yourself something the ass of a squirrel dipped in goose blood.

d.) I like doing acid and painting pictures of steaks in the bathroom stall sometimes with my own shit.