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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- July 11)

  I just ate a whole cheese-steak sub and followed it up by eating a half cheese-steak sub.  That is all.

a.) I should begin preparing for shit-time. (25%)

b.) Maybe I have an alien living in my stomach who enjoys deli food. (25%)

c.) I feed myself cheese-steaks to get over the guilt of having called a duck I saw the other day "an asshole." (25%)

d.) I'd rather eat cheese-steaks than farts. (25%)