I think I may have hit a rabbit with my car on my way in to work.
a.) Serves that little furry fucker right for all the times he fucked with Daffy. (23%)
b.) You're going to Hell, David. Not so much for running over the bunny, but because you immediately masturbated afterwards while thinking about it. (25%)
c.) It's the Circle of Life, Dave. Just like the time my great-uncle passed away in his sleep and we let our dogs eat him. That was one fucked up day. (25%)
e.) I hate all bunnies because my, quote, "LUCKY rabbit's foot," unquote, still hasn't paid off. Yesterday, while washing my motorcycle, some kid shot me in the ass with a water gun. So I kicked him in the knee and spiked a football on his head. And they thew ME in jail!!! Pretty God-Damn UN-lucky if you ask me!! Fuck you, rabbits!!!! (27%)