Yeeehhaawww!!! The Davey Mac Sports Program XL is LIVE and fuckin' your dick on Saturday on Sirius XM Satellite Radio!! Just tune to The Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105) at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific, for the slut-touching fun!!! We're gonna rock it, sock it, chop it, and slop it!! We shall raise our fists high in the air and destroy that which is Satellite Radio!! Then we'll wipe the sweat off of our asses...and do it again!!!! Call in at 866-WOW-1-WOW!!! Topics for the show shall include but are not limited to:
* Jerking off- why it shouldn't be done while waiting on line in Dairy Queen
* Pete Rose- he sort of looks like a hamster
* Celebrity Chef Clay LeFever discusses his new hit Parisian restaurant- LeJizz Fuk
* Media Critic Thomas Bunk talks about his new book- I Jerk Off When Watching SpongeBob SquarePants
* English people- we round up four of them and yell at 'em to "stop talkin' funny!"
* Elephants- the big, fat pussies of the animal kingdom
* Celebrity Plastic Surgeon, Dr. Timothy Feelie, promotes his new reality show- Your Face, My Anesthesia, Your Clothes Off, Wow I Can't Believe I'm Fucking Joan Rivers
* And America's favorite plummer, Buck Walters, performs his famous "Magical Shit Ballet"
See you on Saturday on Sirius 206, XM 105, for the Davey Mac Sports Program XL...LIVE at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!! Peace!!!!