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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- July 6)

  I'm gonna see Roger Waters perform The Wall tonight in Yankee Stadium!!!  How awesome will this be?

a.) So awesome that David will eat a pot brownie, kick up his feet, and fart out the wonderful chocolate-cannabis while grinning from ear to ear! (24%)

b.) It's gonna be more awesome than the time Dave threw a jelly doughnut at Pink Floyd keyboardist Richard Wright.  Three days later, Wright was dead. (25%)

c.) This is gonna be as awesome as the day Davey Mac spiked Floyd founder Syd Barrett's breakfast orange juice with a beaker full of acid.  Barrett would soon go insane. (25%)

d.) The only way this would be even more awesome is if Derek Jeter comes out during "Comfortably Numb" and his head turns into a giant, floating, pig balloon. (26%)