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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- July 3)

  Tomorrow is July 4th- Independence Day!  How are you going to celebrate?

a.) I'm gonna light some sparklers and hop around until the police arrest me for having illegal fireworks while drunk and nude and having an outstanding warrant for blowing up my neighbor's car. (24%)

b.) I'll sing America's greatest song:  "Eat It" by Weird Al Yankovic!!   Bless the U.S.A.!!! (25%)

c.) I think I'll watch a historical and patriotic movie...like Meatballs...or Schindler's List...now that I think about it, I'm not sure I know much about America. (25%)

d.) I'm gonna dress up like Thomas Jefferson and jerk off in the park! (26%)