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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- June 29)

  Today it is expected to be 99 degrees in New Jersey.  What do you do to cool down on a really hot day?

a.) I like to consume some bath salts and then eat the faces off a few penguins. (24%)

b.) I sit in a giant tub of ice and fart 'till my heart's content! (25%)

c.) I prefer standing next to my friend Carbone in a meat truck...but if I have to the second half of "Layla" one more time, I'm gonna fucking shit!!! (26%)

d.) I call on my friend, Ice Pack Eddie, to come over to my house and put ice packs on me while he robs my living room. (25%)