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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- June 13)

  What is the best thing about these polls?

a.) The fact that I can read them while tying my dick into a knot is awesome!!! (25%)

b.) I like how succinct they are!!  It allows me to push 5 to 7 more old people into mud than other polls!! (26%)

c.) My favorite part is the POO!! (25%)

d.) Someone please shove something up my bum-bum right NOW!!!  Hahahahaha!!! (24%)