How was your weekend?
a.) Oh, it was real great, David! My favorite uncle was mauled by a bear, you God-Damned jerk, fuck you!!! (23%)
b.) I can't remember much of what happened. I think I may have injured my brain while playing the fun game "Who Can Hit Themselves In The Head With A Hammer The Hardest?" (27%)
c.) I had an AWESOME couple of days! ...except for the part where both me and my dog wet the bed...oh, and the time my dog and I shit on the living room carpet was sort of a letdown, too...also, when me and my dog puked on each other...that wasn't really fun, either... (24%)
d.) My weekend was actually kind of boring. Rather than go to the beach, I had to kill two Soviet spies and shoot their bodies into space. Oh well... (26%)