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Davey Mac & Pepper- in your FACE and up your ASS! LIVE on Sirius XM Satellite Radio on Saturday at 7 (EST)!!!

  Damn straight, homies!!!  The Davey Mac Sports Program XL flies higher than an eagle all fucked up on Colombian cocaine!!  And trust me, if you've never seen an eagle blitzed out of his mind, you're missing out on life!!!  I once saw one get screwed up on coke and play a game of chicken with a 747...and the fucking eagle WON!!!  Yowza's!!!  Anyway, join Dave and Pepper LIVE on Saturday on Sirius XM Satellite Radio!!  Just tune to The Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105) at 7 PM (EST) for the insane bird-shit!!!  The topics shall include:

* Scandal-plagued politician, Senator Marty Beef, talks about his new book, "Next Time I'm Gonna Wait 'Till My Wife Dies Before I Squirt Jizz Into Fat Chicks"

* The Titty Twins, Andy & Marcus, show off their new set of titty pictures they took of a cleaning lady changing before her shift

* Horse-racing- why the sport would improve if they could eliminate the smell of horse poo

* Low-ranking physicist Edward Dolphin explains his poorly-received memoir, I'm Pretty Sure Yoda Was Real, Einstein Was A Pussy, The Universe Was Created By Bored Space Midgets, and 17 other beliefs that have gotten me banned from science conventions

* Will anyone break Joe DiMaggio's consecutive game hit streak?  Will anyone top Pepper's consecutive hour shit streak?  We hypothesize!

* Day 91 of the Fart Experiment continues!

* Olympian Randolph DeMuske shows us how to kill a rabbit

* ...and much more fun!!  See you on Sirius XM at 7(EST)!!!