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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- June 5)

  I'm back to work after a restful three-day weekend which entailed a Radiohead show, an action-packed wedding, and more!  What should I do first?

a.) David should begin writing another fantastic Davey Mac Sports Report in which he types with one hand and cleans the jizz off his computer with his other hand, while jerking off with one foot, and tap-dancing with his other foot.  Hoorah!! (29%)

b.) Dave should sing a song about fondling the ear lobes of old people called "Fuckilage Cartilage" (25%)

   c.) The Dave Man needs to stop cutting holes in the crotch area of his dog's pajamas because he finds it "sexy." (25%)

d.) Fuck Time! (21%)