I've been up all night with a horribly upset stomach. And I still have it. Any suggested remedies?
a.) Stick a bottle of Pepto Bismol straight up yo' ass, Diddy Mac!!! Bang-bang!! (23%)
b.) Have some chicken soup and kick a fourth-grader in the groin. It worksed for my imprisoned uncle! (24%)
c.) Lie down, think pleasant thoughts...for instance, think about the time some paint thinner "accidentally" went into your dick-hole...on second thought, maybe skip that one... (26%)
d.) Take a cold shower with a cute animal, like a penguin, and see if you can get to second base! (27%)