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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 30)

  I've been up all night with a horribly upset stomach.  And I still have it.  Any suggested remedies?

a.) Stick a bottle of Pepto Bismol straight up yo' ass, Diddy Mac!!!  Bang-bang!! (23%)

b.) Have some chicken soup and kick a fourth-grader in the groin.  It worksed for my imprisoned uncle! (24%)

c.) Lie down, think pleasant thoughts...for instance, think about the time some paint thinner "accidentally" went into your dick-hole...on second thought, maybe skip that one... (26%)

d.) Take a cold shower with a cute animal, like a penguin, and see if you can get to second base! (27%)