How was your Memorial Day weekend?
a.) Great! I went to my parents' swimming pool and only pissed four times in it! Oh...and I also farted a couple of times in the pool, too... ...Oh yeah...I also made some poop in the pool once...ok, fine, twice...alright, alright, THRICE...but I really had to go!!!! (24%)
b.) I had a very pleasant weekend. To honor those who served in our country's military, I dressed neighborhood squirrels like V.C. and napalmed THE SHIT out of them!!!! BOOM!!! (26%)
c.) My weekend wasn't very fun. It rained where I live so rather than go to the beach I had to say home and stab my dick with number two pencils. (24%)
d.) We had a wonderful few days! I took some LSD and my friend brought over some squirrel meat that we barbecue'd!! It tasted a little napalm-y, but so fucking be it!!!! (26%)